Bassadflowrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate ferret.

Bassadflowrap created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassadflowrap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bassadflowrap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bassadflowrap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bassadflowrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bassadflowrap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your back.