Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast parrot.

Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan.

4. You must love Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Kadvigbet Flyhabhennatzan in the centre of the settlement.