Renbugsom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unselfish finch.

Renbugsom created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbugsom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renbugsom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Renbugsom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Renbugsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. You must pray to Renbugsom three times a day.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Put Renbugsom first in all things.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.