Yatditxem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm dingo.

Yatditxem created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatditxem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatditxem, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yatditxem's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yatditxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Put Yatditxem first in all things.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear indigo shirts.