Baddumbun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, caring raccoon.

Baddumbun created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baddumbun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Baddumbun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Baddumbun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Baddumbun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed peas to hamsters while wearing blue corsets.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Baddumbun loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.