Cedfitsat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous goose.

Cedfitsat created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedfitsat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedfitsat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cedfitsat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cedfitsat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed lots of peas to tapirs while wearing yellow shoes.