Flisnurthim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, pitiless mongoose.

Flisnurthim created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisnurthim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flisnurthim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flisnurthim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flisnurthim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Flisnurthim on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.