Cathivdam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust bird.

Cathivdam created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cathivdam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cathivdam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cathivdam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cathivdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never think about black holes.