Zensagcad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, clever armadillo.

Zensagcad created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zensagcad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zensagcad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zensagcad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zensagcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention bats.