Babfigfad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented meerkat.

Babfigfad created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfigfad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Babfigfad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Babfigfad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Babfigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to bats while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.