Cidnabgep is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak grasshopper.

Cidnabgep created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidnabgep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidnabgep, it will manifest in front of you.

Cidnabgep's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cidnabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing corsets.