Ranwadmip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Ranwadmip created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranwadmip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranwadmip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ranwadmip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ranwadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Ranwadmip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Worship no other gods but Ranwadmip.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.