Artflatlen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive bee.

Artflatlen created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Artflatlen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Artflatlen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Artflatlen's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Artflatlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.