Honrutdad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless wyvern.

Honrutdad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honrutdad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Honrutdad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honrutdad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Honrutdad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing magenta rings.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.