Fudzogmanlab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced elephant.

Fudzogmanlab created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fudzogmanlab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudzogmanlab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fudzogmanlab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fudzogmanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fudzogmanlab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed strawberries to ducks while wearing mauve skirts.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.