Dunsoghiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, calm bear.

Dunsoghiv created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dunsoghiv, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunsoghiv, she will be very sad.

Dunsoghiv's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dunsoghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Do not make images of living things.