Rullrawveg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing human.

Rullrawveg created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullrawveg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullrawveg, she will be very sad.

Rullrawveg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rullrawveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near squirrels.

2. Never jump in the presence of swans.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. You must pray to Rullrawveg nine times a day.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rullrawveg on top of all buildings.