Nutlitfed is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sapient raccoon.

Nutlitfed created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutlitfed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nutlitfed, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nutlitfed's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nutlitfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.