Mifsafnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring parrot.

Mifsafnarl created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifsafnarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mifsafnarl, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifsafnarl's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mifsafnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never leap in holy places.