Loopgiltin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane capybara.

Loopgiltin created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Loopgiltin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopgiltin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Loopgiltin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Loopgiltin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away from gray dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Loopgiltin.