Rillkanfotranjopkip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish raven.

Rillkanfotranjopkip created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillkanfotranjopkip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rillkanfotranjopkip, he will turn you into a rock.

Rillkanfotranjopkip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rillkanfotranjopkip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rillkanfotranjopkip.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing orange shirts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.