Nigtagvag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome mongoose.

Nigtagvag created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtagvag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nigtagvag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nigtagvag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nigtagvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.