Pidhomtab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient giraffe.

Pidhomtab created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidhomtab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pidhomtab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pidhomtab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pidhomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing blue ear rings and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Pidhomtab loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never hop in holy places.