Bodpopyattcab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering chinchilla.

Bodpopyattcab created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodpopyattcab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodpopyattcab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bodpopyattcab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bodpopyattcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never talk about spacetime near pigs while wearing purple skirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must never eat parsnips.