Parkbansug is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil goose.

Parkbansug created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbansug, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parkbansug, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Parkbansug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Parkbansug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never think about moons.