Feb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sage wren.

Feb created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Feb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Feb, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Feb's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Feb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Feb's name in vain.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Feb.