Vigfatrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful grasshopper.

Vigfatrak created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfatrak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vigfatrak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vigfatrak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vigfatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Vigfatrak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Vigfatrak loves monkeys, so they must be respected.