Fudfotbog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless frog.

Fudfotbog created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Fudfotbog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudfotbog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fudfotbog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fudfotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.