Panlogjop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic finch.

Panlogjop created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Panlogjop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Panlogjop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Panlogjop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Panlogjop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panlogjop.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mice while wearing green shoes and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. You must pray to Panlogjop eight times a day.