Sismummad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak dragonfly.

Sismummad created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sismummad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sismummad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sismummad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sismummad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt porpoises.