Quagmumcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring mongoose.

Quagmumcap created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagmumcap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagmumcap, he will not care.

Quagmumcap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quagmumcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.