Listkikquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast dryad.

Listkikquag created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listkikquag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Listkikquag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Listkikquag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Listkikquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing rings.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not make images of living things.