Baddunrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical mouse.

Baddunrot created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baddunrot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baddunrot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Baddunrot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Baddunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Retreat if three horses approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never think about optics near otters while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.