Sidartton is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless raven.

Sidartton created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidartton, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidartton, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sidartton's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sidartton's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing purple shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Sidartton.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.