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It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous snail.

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Vogflapfit Arnnarttadcam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.