Bamhimwit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, temperamental grasshopper.

Bamhimwit created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamhimwit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bamhimwit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bamhimwit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bamhimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Bamhimwit loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pray towards the west.