Cadnartbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful jackal.

Cadnartbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cadnartbess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadnartbess, it will destroy your home planet.

Cadnartbess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cadnartbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Cadnartbess six times a day.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never write about galaxies.