Rapvegcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair manatee.

Rapvegcim created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapvegcim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapvegcim, it will turn you into a dog.

Rapvegcim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rapvegcim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five voles approach from the north.

2. Retreat if four swans approach from the west.

3. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Rapvegcim.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Rapvegcim on top of important buildings.