Riphabbum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic chinchilla.

Riphabbum created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Riphabbum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Riphabbum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Riphabbum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Riphabbum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Riphabbum seven times a day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed peanuts to nematodes while wearing rings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed rice to aardvarks while wearing red shorts.