Gilsigxem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless horse.

Gilsigxem created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsigxem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gilsigxem, he will be very sad.

Gilsigxem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gilsigxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gilsigxem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.