Stragyikkab is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful
dugong.
Stragyikkab created viruses four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stragyikkab, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Stragyikkab, he will destroy your favourite star.
Stragyikkab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Stragyikkab's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Stragyikkab's priests.
2. Always treat cats with great respect.
3. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.