Ruttrotveen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful hedgehog.

Ruttrotveen created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttrotveen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruttrotveen, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ruttrotveen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ruttrotveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. You must pray to Ruttrotveen five times a day.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Never sing in the presence of voles.