Gepgonwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful cat.

Gepgonwee created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgonwee, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepgonwee, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gepgonwee's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gepgonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your feet white.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.