Barngubpad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented hyena.

Barngubpad created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Barngubpad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Barngubpad, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Barngubpad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Barngubpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Barngubpad loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing green jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at nebulae.