Cudmegcud is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous
lion.
Cudmegcud created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudmegcud, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cudmegcud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Cudmegcud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Cudmegcud's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
3. Never go into purple rooms.
4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.