Cepdibnegjap Cussdob is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical chicken.

Cepdibnegjap Cussdob created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepdibnegjap Cussdob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepdibnegjap Cussdob, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cepdibnegjap Cussdob's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cepdibnegjap Cussdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
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