Cissxinlarn is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving
manatee.
Cissxinlarn created a charm quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissxinlarn, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cissxinlarn, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Cissxinlarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Cissxinlarn's Holy Commandments1. Never eat gooseberries.
2. Always help swans.
3. Do not eat lentils.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not chop down trees.