Cissxinlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving manatee.

Cissxinlarn created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissxinlarn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cissxinlarn, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cissxinlarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cissxinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Always help swans.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.