Rilrilhud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful newt.

Rilrilhud created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rilrilhud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilrilhud, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rilrilhud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rilrilhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Do not shave your hands.