Betkarhas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate hare.

Betkarhas created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betkarhas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Betkarhas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Betkarhas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Betkarhas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the north.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Betkarhas' priests.