Cedgunrull is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable shark.

Cedgunrull created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgunrull, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedgunrull, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedgunrull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cedgunrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Cedgunrull on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.